Archive for Will Kinchlea

Why I haven’t posted lately.

Posted in Blog, Internet, Life with tags , , , on June 12, 2008 by Will Kinchlea

Patman the Pat recently accused me of being too busy with real life to post.  

Frankly, kind of true, as I spend on average 14 hours a day most days of the week working, schooling, and travelling.  Weekends are also generally a bust.  Those extra few precious hours at home? Non-working internet access.

I did want to mention one thing though: http://www.willkinchlea.com

I’ve decided to buy my own website domain and server space.  I’ve decided I need more customizability than what wordpress.com or blogspot.com or any other blogging site can offer.  I’ll be porting over stuff there soon, but for now, enjoy Tyndale University College’s 2nd Annual Summer Rock Paper Scissors Tournament as http://www.willkinchlea.com.

WK

My Lady Friend

Posted in Blog, Life with tags , , , , on May 14, 2008 by Will Kinchlea

Parting from the talk of spiritual discipline, I thought I’d talk about something that is much more pressing to me right now.  What is more pressing than my own spiritual discipline?  Well, my wedding, of course.

For the long-time readers of the blog, they may remember that for a time, I wrote a weekly column I called The Life of the Single Christian Male.  It was centered around being a young man who was discovering the joys (and hardships) of being ok with being single.  

Well, that ended a year ago last October(ish). I met a girl who was completely unlike me: mischievous, sly, super goal-oriented, and well-planned.  And hot.  Way hot.  I fell in love. Now we’re getting married.

We’ve been talking a lot about the future (as we should), mostly career/vocation-wise (though twins runs a fair bit in both family streams it seems – yikes), and I’m pretty sure we’ve decided on the ‘taking turns’ style of life-sharing. In the coming two years, we finish our (her) schooling.  After that, we’re going to do something cool, like work in an orphanage in Africa, if possible. Then, most likely, I’ll do a Master’s and get to work in a school somewhere so Christine can do what she wants, which at that point may be kids.  Not sure yet. Luckily, we’re pretty fluid.

From time to time, I’ll be referring to the Lady Friend/Wife/Girl/Her Royal Hotness in reflective posts about life, and I’m debating maybe even starting the Life of the Married Christian Male, if she lets me talk about that kind of stuff.  Point is, I felt that I should introduce this part of my life to the readers who don’t me personally.

This is Christine, and I love her.

 

Lovers.

 

WK

A Nightmare.

Posted in Humour, Life, School with tags , , , , , on May 12, 2008 by Will Kinchlea

This was originally published in the 2008 Issue of the Canon25:

 

It’s dark.  I squint my eyes to adjust to what is going on around me. I’m slightly disoriented, trying to figure out where I am. 

I figure out where I am.  I’m in the school.  I don’t know how or why I’m here, but I realize something.  I remember.

“There are rumours of dark things happening in the school at night, Will, and I need to know what is going on in there.  I trust that you can find out the mysteries in the darkness.” The Dean of Students, George Sweetman uttered these words to me the day  before.  I found this strange, since I had only met him the day before, in orientation. Eager to prove my worth, I accepted his request.

I come upon a meeting.

I wait in the darkness as people begin to gather.  There are 12 people gathered around one central person.  With curiosity, I realize that the person is Josh Phillips, the Residence Director and the 12 are the Residence Advisors.  Something is going on here, so I hide and wait and listen.

“You know the orders.  Subvert, divide, and conquer.  This place is ours.”  The words escape Josh’s mouth in a strangely alien fashion, wholly disturbing, knowing the little I know of him.  The 12 respond with sinister smiles and go off in pairs towards their respective dormitories.  The Director melts away into the shadows.

I wait for a time, making sure that I am safe from being found out.  I become aware of the fact that I’ve found my way into something that is far above my head.  I can’t not do anything however, as the little time that I’ve spent in this place has made it dear to my heart.  I have seen the young faces around me and I know that they are like sheep to the slaughter, not even knowing that they are being led as such by the 12 and the Director.  

I wait until the way is clear and I make clear my escape. 

***

“I can’t do anything about this Will.  Not yet.  You must catch them.  You must stop them.  I can prosecute them, but only after you give me the evidence to do so.  Go, and reveal these 12 and their leader.”  The Dean seems to be helpless at this time.  I’ve been given  the duty to stop this group…but how will I do it?

***

The weeks and months pass. Slowly, within the shadows, I show the School what the 12 truly are.  Surveillance and traps won over six of them.  Breaking into their rooms brought in three more.  Spreading rumours caught two more of them.  Finally, the final one had to be caught through the falsification of evidence.  It was hard…but I had to do it for the betterment of my fellow students. Now, for the Director.

I send the Director a letter, taunting him to meet the man who destroyed his legion.  We are to meet at 4am in the Cafeteria. 

***

I wait in the Cafeteria. The tables and chairs are gone, probably due to some event that had happened that evening. I know not what, as I have been preparing for this encounter for the last 24 hours. The moon is full and its cold, old, reflected light pours in through open windows on both of my sides. The walls look a pale yellow. The room seems smaller than usual.  My senses must be playing tricks upon me. 

I see the Director walk into the room. He seems calm. If he is full of rage, he shows nothing of it in his eyes.  His eyes, in fact, seem as cold as the old light in the room.  This is not the same Director seen in the daylight. At his side, strangely glinting in the penumbral light is a very large sword.

I look to my own hand, and it also wields a sword.  I can’t remember whether I’ve held it this whole time, or where I had gotten it, but I’m thankful for it in my hands now. 

“So. You have down this, have you?  Well, this is the only way to finish this.  Only one of us will walk away from tonight.” the Director says his words in such a matter-of-fact way that it sends a chill down my spine.  He raises his sword.  We clash.

We fight for what seems to be hours, though it must only be minutes.  I say that, because the light never changed within the room the entire time.  All the while, the Director utters discouragements and taunts towards my face as the sweat pours down my face.

Finally the Director says, “Even if you destroy me, there is still another.”  At these words, I become enraged.  The Director stops his attack and stares at me.  Without asking why he stayed his hand, I plunge my sword into him.  The Director disappears and his final words echo in my ears.  As the echo fades, another sound blends into the words and overtakes them.  I hear clapping.

I look to where the clapping comes from, and I see a man walk out of the shadows.  To my confusion, George Sweetman walks out of the shadows.

“Well done, Will.  You have done everything I asked of you.”  George smiles oddly.

“However, I know what you have done to do so.  You have lied, stolen and framed people for your ends. You have even destroyed a defenseless man in rage.  You have become everything I thought you would become.”  George begins to clap once again. A horrific revelation comes upon me.  Before I can say anything, the Dean speaks once again.

“Yes.  I am the architect of this endeavour.  The Director, as are the 12, is one of my many pawns.  I have used them to get to you; to create the you that is now.  You are powerless against me now.  I used you to test my regime.  You proved that those I had were weak and sloppy.  I will get more to put in the spotlight, and I will teach them how to avoid the tactics you used.”  

Another comes from the darkness.  The Director emerges again from the shadows.

“You may be relieved to know that you did not kill Mr. Phillips.  You destroyed a spectre, to complete your character. Mr. Phillips will return to his post in the morning, and he will have the evidence to destroy you in this place.  You will be revealed as a liar, cheat, and a fraud. Your testimony will be nothing, and our plans will go forward.  You are helpless to stop me.”

12 new figures emerge from the darkness.  I am surrounded. I realize I am completely helpless to stop them; everything I’ve done is now swept away.  George begins to laugh.  It begins low and quiet, but quickly swells into a thunderous sound – something that fills the room so that it becomes the only sound I can comprehend.  Covering my ears, I look up and George’s face is consumed in a ghastly parody of revelry.  The 12 close in, and the darkness consumes me.

***

I wake up in my dorm room.  It is the first day of Frosh Week, my first day of school at Tyndale University College.

The longest day.

Posted in Life with tags , , , on April 1, 2008 by Will Kinchlea

For those few who don’t know, I’m going to be Student Council President of my University College for the next scholastic year.Today, the former President and VPs, my VP’s and I interviewed 10 people for various positions on council, from Student Activities Coordinator, to Worship Coordinator to Secretary/Treasurer.   

I woke up at 7am.We began at 8:30 and went on through, with minor breaks, until 2:45.
At this point, I worked for an hour, went to class, had another interview, had a quick bite to eat and then off to work on a paper. I’ll probably be done around 2-3am, tonight [EDIT: make that 4am].  

Yay for being the new president! 

-WK 

New Attempt.

Posted in Blog with tags , on March 31, 2008 by Will Kinchlea

So I’ve decided that I really need to start writing again.  I’ve left my last blog for the following reasons:

  1. I didn’t like the way it looked.
  2. I didn’t like the ‘new’ way blogger worked.
  3. My template was too cumbersome.
  4. I’m at a totally different point in my life.
  5. WordPress is way more hip than blogger/blogspot.

That’s why I left.  So what is going to be on this blog? I’m not sure.But as I begin branching back into the blogosphere and begin possibly extending into new media/web 2.0 venues, I’m going to need to a ‘homebase’, as it were.  So this is the new ‘home base’ for Will Kinchlea on the interwebs. So for some reading, I’ll post up some essays I’ve done to help get some content on this beast.  Enjoy. – WK